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"Just be honest about who you are and if you don't end up with any friends then good for you."

*at a meet and greet with Ariana*

me:

i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen

ariana:

awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?

me:

sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*

ariana:

ouch!

me:

*calls mariah* phase one complete master

sloppy:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

she’s a cunt that’s so fun

(Source: itsteamminajbitch, via taco-bell-rey)

stillintheair:

*fourth wall*

stillintheair:

*fourth wall*

(via idreamofdisney13)

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

(Source: primateculture, via guacamolegoddess)

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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(via traschie)

“Me since season 3.5 of Dance Moms:”

—   WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL WATCHING THIS. (via vertees)

(via officaldollyparton)

awdray:

I love her

(Source: cistro, via flamingpeehole)

Signs That He’s A Player

relationshipadvice23:

Is your partner a little fishy at times? Does he have you questioning his motives? Check out these signs that we’ve accumulated that might be hinting that he’s a player.

Signs That He’s A Player

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(via laugh-addict)

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

(via ruinedchildhood)